With my new found freedom in that I don't have to exclusively sit on the couch all day long, I decided to venture out to JoAnn Fabrics to get some material for a few things I'd like to make for Baby before his arrival (yeah....not cutting it close or anything!).
Here are a few problems I ran into on this short trip....
1. It's 62 degrees outside (per the dash on the Equinox). One would think this is a chilly late June day that would warrant some long pants and a 3/4 length sleeved shirt. To be honest, I welcomed today's weather. However, in the 9 months I've been pregnant, apparently I have not learned that I operate at a much higher temperature than the average bear and would have been much more comfortable in just my underwear.
As I'm waiting to have my fabric cut, I notice that my feet are turning a questionable shade of dark red (see item #2, below) and I'm
sweating. Totally overheating. This lady is incapable of cutting fabric at a satisfying speed. So I'm fanning myself, blowing air on my face (which makes an adorable facial expression, I'm sure), and shifting my weight from one side to another. This probably lasted only 3-4 minutes, but I was concerned each second that I would for sure pass out right there. As for the checkout lane (note: the ONLY check out lane open), repeat all of the above, but make sure it takes at least 5-7 minutes to get to the cashier.
When I walked outside to my car - oh, sweet relief. The cool air was blowing and I was ready to tear my long pants off in hopes of feeling that delicious breeze on my overheating legs. However, I managed to settle for putting the a/c on high blast once I got in the car. (
You're Welcome, to all of the other patrons in the parking lot)
2. My feet are like time bombs. Based on their coloring and level of ballooning, I know when my time is up, my freedom is gone, and I have to sit down with my feet up for awhile. Unfortunately, these time bombs are just not of sufficient time for me to get done what I want to get done. I did manage to get all of the fabric I intended to purchase (though I would have probably enjoyed more time to ponder my decisions) so it wasn't a complete failure of a trip. However, my time bomb feet also save us money because I was unable to wander around the store finding other "necessities" to buy. So, I guess that's a good thing.
So, I'm back to sitting on the couch for a bit. I had a trip to Target planned and would normally do both trips in one shot just to get them done, but I'd prefer not to pass out at a store if I don't have to. I'll have Tom come with me later on today so he can at least catch me mid-fall. (just kidding, I'll be just fine, I'm sure.)